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Wear a hat

Common parlance in England for wearing a condom
Man 1: Oy! That one's a knock out.

Man 2: Don't matter how pretty she is mate. Always wear a hat.
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Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.
John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat
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Hat

A thing that grows and cuts on top of your head the scalp.

Your hat covers your scalp. You can remove the hat by shaving or getting a haircut.
No hat you are bald with a hat you have hair.
by Adam Nehdi March 10, 2024
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horizontal top hat

A sexually move for hot ass citizens that need a break from calling normal sex "normal"...
"So hey we should to horizontal top hat"
"sounds awesome when you put it that way"
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literal ass-hat

(N) Someone who relentlessly stalks you on tumblr and shitposts about you
Yeah, I know dude. That literal ass-hat was on my blog like 3 times in one hour
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Hat Theory

The Hat Theory is Félix "xQc" Lengyel's opinion that, even if a big part of success is luck, its oneself responsibility to try and get it
"You know, if in life you always show up and you get a participation ticket everyday, at some point, you'll hit the juice. Even if you show up and you don't get it 100 times in a row maybe at some point you'll get it. But if you have no names in the hat, how can you expect to be drawn from the hat? You can't. Every day you have to put your name in it. At some point, it goes juicer mode. You've just gotta believe in yourself and what you do"

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Inside of Bucky Amory's sparkly hat, there is a smaller, more sparkly hat permanently glued to his head.
Bucky, lifting his hat to reveal a Bucky's smaller, more sparkly hat: Does this answer your question?
Future:

Future: I didn't ask a question...
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