mikey meatloaf 

A Mikey Meatloaf is a man, who sits home all day, and weighs over 300 pounds. He sits in a chair with food stains and potato chip crumbs all over his clothes. He still lives with his parents and is unemployed, even at a mature age.

You are such a Mikey meatloaf, you don't do anything around the house.

mikey meatloaf by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

Mikeism 

The act of creating a word in casual conversation for the purpose of communication when the TRUE word is not known. This is usually done by accident and the created word must sound similar to the real word. Example real word: to WHITTLE a piece of wood. mikeism: to WINDLE a piece of wood. A true MIKEISM, when called out or corrected, will be staunchly defended, usually ending with the person correcting the word leaving the conversation doubting their own understanding of the English language

In the staff meeting today, Mike apprived (approved) the media budget for the client. You got that word wrong, man, you need to check your mikeism before sending that email to the vendor .

Mikeism by SouthCo October 30, 2018

Mikedamic 

An Absolute Chad,Moderator on Discord and Reddit,Has already fucked your mom, 3'6 (among us) , Underachiever, Well known for being a MILF Hunter in the scientific community (reddit), Watches loli hentai.

Person 1:Hey! Are you new here?
Person 2: Im Mikedamic.
Person 1:*on cellphone* MOM WE ARE MOVING TOWN

Person 2: Too late shithead i also fucked your sister *puts on sunglasses, goes to do reactor*

Mikedamic by HyperShrine March 12, 2021

idk.mikey_ 

A tiktoker who has over 2 thousand followers and hasn’t missed in his life

“Who’s that kid that’s carrying anitok? oh that’s idk.mikey_

idk.mikey_ by Idk.mikey>you November 28, 2021

Mikel 

An idoim describing somebody amazing or very cool similar to Jesus, Clapton, Alice Cooper, and chuck norris

"Your such a Mikel, brad pitt."

Mikel by KingOfNarnia February 4, 2010

Bear Mikey 

A Bear's body with Mikey's Face on it. This combination creates a more aggressive bear especially when food is invlolved. Known for nearly mauling to death hikers and campers that are in possession of twinkies.

Bear - Large Strong Animal with great sense of smell for food.

Mikey - Wants to eat and or roll over everything.

Bear + Mikey = BEAR-MIKEY

1: "Yesterday, in the newspaper i saw an article about a guy getting mauled by Bear Mikey."

2: "I feel bad for that guy, he must've had some twinkies on him if he got attacked by Bear Mikey

Bear Mikey by The Jihad Squad March 9, 2010

Mikelia 

A girl who is hated on for being gorgeous and having the perfect body most of her friends are fake but will smile in her face. All the men want her but she is saving herself for Prince Charming.

The new girl in school is such a Mikelia I can't stand her!

Mikelia by Cassy Lady August 5, 2012