Your Mom

Guy: WAZZAAPP!
Me: Your mom.
Guy: Thats getting old.
Me: So is your mom.
Guy: You were just waiting for me to come here so you can fuck with me.
Me:Your...Mom?!?

by kjsdfrisue March 8, 2017

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the party mom

The one who stays somber, no one knows why, but everyone is thankful the next day because party moms save lives

This dude just passed right out, someone get the party mom

by TheKevinWong_21 May 28, 2016

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Roman's mom

The biggest creature inside and a little bit of outside the universe.

If u can't see Roman's mom, u probably can't see at all, u fuk

by Mamix.Super January 17, 2018

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mom granny

Mom granny is a woman who divorces her husband to marry his father...

I love going to my grand parents house for weekend visitations and getting to spend time with my mom granny because my dad is always being a dick since she left his ass....

by Donnie america January 20, 2018

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moms coming

when your homie blows a fucking fat ass cloud and you scream moms coming to scare him

homie 1: *blows fucking massive cloud*

homie 2: MOMS COMING!

homie 1: *tries to wave smoke away*

homie 2: nah I'm j playing nigga

homie 1: damn nigga don't scare me like that

by nigga148 October 19, 2019

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