John deVairo

An Italian mob master from Sicily.
Eats pasta for lunch, drinks milk for dinner, works like a lil bitch.
Goes wild every weekend and drinks pop instead of milk.
Often fires up the Jets to fuck bitches, drug snitches and hunt witches.

Worker 1: Where’s John deVairo at?
Worker 2: He’s firing up the Jets
Worker 3,4,5,6: JV LETSS FUCKIN GOOOOO

by johndeVairo December 17, 2019

john caquimbo

Fine AF! Very shy.Has good looks.Is close to his friends so pretty much a small circle.He is soo sensitive but caring.Also Caquimbo is a Colombian last name.John is a hebrew name.is hella fine and has a big dick.

oh yeah he's a John Caquimbo

by ohyeahyeah123.123 April 5, 2019

John Wyatt

A boy who is a redneck, loves sports, and is really smart. Not the nicest person and can be very annoying. Not very handsome but can still impress you.

John Wyatt is really athletic

by MyBestFriendAlex April 6, 2019

john sticky

a local pedophile in loanhead, midlothian who sells pollen to young boys and girls

did u really take it up the arse from john sticky for a 20bit, pfffft fuck sake kris

by loodog miller August 16, 2019

john harmon

Its when you jam your man boobs together with a dildo between them in the mirror and light a match

I needed a cigarette so I thought I would be fancy and pull a John harmon

by Jojwjwjejej August 26, 2019

John second

A long time, generally between 2-3 hours possible to extend to 24 hrs depending on beer and bitches

Example: ill be there in a john second... 3 hrs later you arrive

by uH psych June 4, 2018

John Pesce

100% full send. He got so much cash he's cashed out. Have pulled triple crowns and grand slams. He run this shit.

John Pesce got so much cash.

by Heckleton Fleckleton June 9, 2018