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James Day 

Everyone has a friend named James, known for laziness and exerting minimal effort in every possible capacity. A 'James Day' is when one does absolutely nothing of worth all day. In comparison to a duvet day, a 'James Day' is not initiated by a need to stay in bed nor a hangover, but rather general laziness. 'James Days' are characterised by sprawling oneself over a sofa, in a seedily inappropriate clothing which often fails to cover the parts of the body e.g. the beer belly, that you'd rather not see, whilst partaking in activities highly irrelevant to the furthering of one's life.
"Think I'm gonna have a James day today...feel like doing absolutely nothing all day"

"Had a James day today, highlights were a wank, a fried egg and trolling YouTube"

"She's so highly strung, do you think she could even manage a James day?"
James Day by jmanldn91 March 18, 2014
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James Charles 

A toxic manuipulative scammer who was ended by Queen Tati Westbrook
James Charles subscriber count is currently going whomp whomp whomp.

James Moment 

A situation in which a person will say or dosomething not meant to be heard/seen by others. However, during said moment, a person not meant to have heard/seen (i.e. a teacher or someone of authority) will notice the action, usually by being within close proximity

Stupid Person's Definition:
A person says or does something stupid by a teacher
(James:)
Hey, Courtney, did you see what happened the other day? I took this rancid nasty jizzed-up condom and slapped Zack in the eye with it!

(Tonya:)
*ahem* ...teacher...

(James:)
Oh, darn! *slaps knee* I just had a bona-fide James Moment!
James Moment by xYamakunx May 4, 2009

James Charles 

A toxic manipulative scammer who was ended by Queen Tati Westbrook.
James Charles subscriber count is going whomp whomp whomp as we speak.

James Charles 

A cancelled man who really lost everything within the space of 1 day, he shall not be missed
“Hey remember that youtuber who cancelled himself” “oh yeah James Charles”
James Charles by Ashisvoid May 13, 2019

james miner 

A man who watches gay porn, always gets touchy with his friends, is a mega douchebag who plays either lacrosse golf or baseball and is usually knows by his friend group as the one who is gay but acting straight
Dude stop being such a James miner
james miner by Thick boi99 January 30, 2020

James Cook 

The skin head of the group. 90% body fat with a tad of muscles he’s gained over years of abusing steroids.
Claims he pulls 10/10 girls. But really, all we’ve seen 3 umpalumpas.
Watch out if your in a kitchen with him, especially if there’s duck tape near by.
Trim is a solid 3/10
Owen “Is that aitch over there”
Hayden “Naa hes too buff to be aitch”
George “THATS JAMES COOK Does he have a mrs? Mine is getting boring”
James Cook by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020