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taking mandy home for christmas 

When you snort a fat line of mandanzzle (referring to the car journey en route home on Christmas day, accompanied by Mandy)
When you drive through the snow it disappears (Like your nose whiffing the magic)

MANDY=MD-MA
Person 1: You got Mandy

Person 2: No i have to go pick her up and take her home for Christmas, fancy joining me?

Other example: Person 1 : You want Mandy
Person 2: yes please, lets take her home for Christmas

Person 1: what you up too mate
Person2: taking mandy home for christmas
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do your shitin at home 

You are walking in to your college bathroom in the morning and you see someone's feet in the stall. My friend yells "do your shitin at home#
Do your shitin at home.

do your poopin at home 

You walk into a public bathroom in the morning and you see feet under the stall.
And your buddy yells do your poopin at home to embarras the guy.

Jerk from Home 

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.

Dollar at Home 

If you have a dollar at home you’re straight but if you don’t have a dollar at home you’re gay
Cole gross we saw what u did with that guy; we know you don’t have a dollar at home
Dollar at Home by ThePacKMan June 30, 2018

It’s coming home 

Something that English football fans chant for winning the World Cup, although they haven’t won it since 1966
IT’S COMING HOME, IT’S COMING HOME, IT’S COMING, FOOTBALL’S COMING HOME!
It’s coming home by KianNL July 7, 2018

running to home 

Making it passed third base but not fully hitting a home run. Dry humping/Just the tip
Michelle: Did you guys fuck yet?
Chloe: No, but we were running to home.