green machine 

the dankest of weed. see diggity dank or kind bud

yo, you got any green machine?

green machine by allisonthedopeshit January 14, 2007

Green Heads 

A Green Head is the most obnoxious human being imaginable. It is derived from swamp borne green headed flies on the coast of Maine. These flies have green heads and when they land on you, they bite you with huge, white triangle shaped teeth. They are really slow,and when swatted, they do an animated, circuliar tumble to the ground.

That guy is such a fuckin' green head! Death to Green Heads!

Green Heads by KahunaJ October 26, 2008

Green Thumb

One who has just eaten a bean sandwich and has to take a massive diarrhea dump but just can't quite make it so one makes a spontaneous decision to stick your thumb up your ass. Works better if shit is green.

Hey jeff! I could not quite hold it so i decided to green thumb it.

Green Thumb by Eugenio B. January 10, 2008

green day sucks 

A very true statement about an idiot who has no freinds and can't get a date. If you've got a problem with that bitch, I don't give a fuck.

Hey man, Tool's right.
Hey, bitch, fuck yourself. Oh, sorry, your ass even rejected you. OOPS! I bet you're just a sorry ass that sits at home alone, typing up retarded articles because it's the only way to get noticed. And I wouldn't be talking about Billie Joe. You got rejected by your ass. You bitch.

(NOTE: All words are directed to the bitch that thinks Green Day sucks in the article above.)

green day sucks by Who cares. You don't. You better not. June 11, 2006

green thumb

using one's thumb as a "butt plug"

I gave that chick a green thumb. She loved it.

green thumb by Jevus December 19, 2005

Green Thunder 

When you dress up as the grinch and agressively fuck a chick on a mountain. Your heart won't grow three sizes but something else will.

I was at sunshine the other day and totally green thundered a bitch

Green Thunder by Cindy loo-who November 30, 2010

Green Giant

Where a man paints his Penis Green and Hulk Smashes it onto another persons face. Kind of like a mushroom stamp but with green paint and much more force.

Jeff was getting very excited with Mandy, when suddenly he asked to step away for a moment. When he returned his penis was painted green and he approached Mandy with a full run up speed and Hulk smashed his penis onto her cheek. The end result is a Green Giant on her face.

Green Giant by BenJeff September 21, 2012