Fuck-shake

The act of grabbing a person's middle finger with your own, and then firmly shaking it as a gesture of compassion or greeting.

Mom: Make sure you give each of your dad's colleagues a warm fuck-shake when they come over this evening.
Son: Can't I just high five them?

by YouKnowWho*smirks* April 12, 2017

fuck daze

When you are fucked into confusion and oblivion.

David fell into a fuck daze after fucking Daisy for two hours straight without coming.

by makomakomakomakomako October 25, 2012

burnt as fuck

something that sucks; phrase to describe a bad situation/ event

"i cant go out tonight bro my mom grounded me." "dude thats burnt as fuck"

by garden utensil March 8, 2017

Fucking rupture

To get very angry, angry enough to have a hernia or have a vital organ explode inside your body.

Dude, I had to bust a goat in the Starbucks toilet just before the cleaning guy came in. When he came back out he looked like he was gonna have a fucking rupture.

by Findlaybob December 4, 2009

fucked naked

To be defeated so badly, you've got nothing left. Has a connotation of injustice to it.

I got fucked naked by that used car salesman.

by CzarsRus January 6, 2009

Fuck Lobster

When you are drunk and text your ex but your phone auto corrects "loser" with "lobster.

What you mean to write :"You are such a fucken loser!"
What your phone auto-corrects it to : "You are such a fuck lobster!"

by Fuck Lobster July 22, 2016

fucking wars

Alternative for ‘Oh for gods sake!’ Believed to have Originated in Norfolk England. Once heard from an old farmer in Larling UK.

Fucking wars, I can’t believe that!

by Billy129 May 8, 2019