(Noun) a very offensive term for a person that IYHO dresses so badly /poorly that it literally looks like they have found their clothes at the garbage dump.
Aunt Petunia: Harry you stupid dump-clothes, how dare you go on a date with Hermione dressed like this?
Harry: since when, lol do you care about what Hermione will think about the way I dress?
Harry: since when, lol do you care about what Hermione will think about the way I dress?
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021
Get the dump-clothesmug. The slow dump is when you have been on one date and are not feeling him or her anymore. Perhaps the banging was sub par. Whatever. First you slow down the amount of phone calls per day or week, and miss a few. Week two, fade from phone calls to just texting and then towards week three miss a few texts. Week four, miss more texts and then with the ones you do respond, use one word answers, and say things like I could but whatever, or ya I could do that but ya know. Weeks can also be replaced with days, and days with hours, to speed up answer with minimal words and if this doesn't work, just talk about lots of the fadees friends that you would like to hammer, or be hammered by depending on the sex of the slow dumper.
I went out with Jordan, I thought it went ok, but when I asked him/her to come to my piano recital, all I got was a text that read " ya know". Since then there is only replys to half my texts all in one word answers. I think getting the slow dump.
by TByrd July 29, 2016
Get the the slow dumpmug. by Kadin Ellis December 10, 2015
Get the base dumpingmug. I had to take a load of trash to the dump today and I almost got crapped on by a flock of dump eagles.
by anonymous April 21, 2023
Get the Dump Eaglemug. Its a term that you use when a person dumped you who wasn’t even your gf/bf. Like a 3rd wheel kind of thing, just that that person has the audacity to dump you.
James Bond: “ Its over patrisha, you are nothing more then a bitch to me”
Patrisha : “ But we are not even in a relationshi-“
James Bond : “ silence! I said its over let it be! I don’t want to hurt you no more... Farewell!”
Later : “ James bond Wheel-dumped me-“
Patrisha : “ But we are not even in a relationshi-“
James Bond : “ silence! I said its over let it be! I don’t want to hurt you no more... Farewell!”
Later : “ James bond Wheel-dumped me-“
by Levisleftsock November 8, 2020
Get the Wheel-dumpedmug. When a person is giving a blumpkin and after the man nuts the blumper shits all over his cock and balls while the man is still dazed from the nut
Dude, after I brought her home from last night she gave me a blump and dump, don’t worry I cleaned up
by The blumper May 8, 2025
Get the Blump and Dumpmug. by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017
Get the hump and dumpmug.