Hoisington drunk 

When a innocent trip to the central prairie of Kansas in search of ducks turns into a 24 hour bender. Typically a peak level of drunkenness only achieved once in a lifetime.

Could also be called a “great bender”

boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp

Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?

Hoisington drunk by Divebombs November 2, 2021

Thanksgiving Drunk 

The state of feeling after consuming three to four cocktails, approximately half a gram of cannabis, and a sizeable meal spread out over the course of an afternoon.

Grace neither wanted to get extremely wasted or high this Saturday, so they compromised and just got thanksgiving drunk.

Thanksgiving Drunk by Dr. Poop McButt November 25, 2021

A drunk 

A drunk is a LOUD OR still person

Alcoholic drunks have an inner mental loud voice of termoil in there silence that can not be expressed or shared verbally written or via telepathy it's usually expressed in personal anger or personal rage towards themselves in private. Alcoholic drunks depend on being drunk and are addicted to the feel of drunkenness. Alcoholics are the Still drunks

another drunk is called a free Drunk which is also called a freed drunk they are happy fun and energetic and basically conscious of they're limit without hangovers and or internal body or mental damage. Freed drunks never become addicted to drinking. Freed drunks are sometimes extra loud.

Ive never been 'a drunk'
I'm happy I'm a free drunk
with this new world order I am happy to be considered a freed drunk than an Alcoholic drunk

A drunk by UnoYoko February 12, 2022

Rogers Drunk Eyes 

When you’re getting blasted with the boys but the alcohol makes you look like a serial killer.

Look at Ashlynn, she’s got the “Rogers Drunk Eyes”.

Rogers Drunk Eyes by Wildo223 May 4, 2022

a drunk tradie

Common to Australian and Irish culture a drunk tradie is a drunk tradesperson, someone who works with their hands constantly in the job they have. Think blue collar jobs and that person is a tradie.

Be careful if you see a drunk tradie at the bar, they’re very good with their hands.

a drunk tradie by Nikki.love97 May 5, 2022

Sleep Drunk 

A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:

- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks

Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.

Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:

"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"

Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:

"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:

"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"

Sleep Drunk by bug boy June 21, 2022

Sleep drunk 

The feeling once you first wake up and your brain is all slushy and you can’t really process anything. Sorta half awake and half asleep.

That was a statement of my sleep drunk moment. The statement :bring tomorrows to picnic tomatoes.

Sleep drunk by Ashybutthole June 26, 2022