Dad

A person who, could gave trauma to his own child.

My dad never said sorry to me even though he knew that he did the worst to me.

by thatlittlegirl August 4, 2022

D1 Dad

A dad who either played D1 sports in college or socially engineers their child in order to secure a spot for their child on a team at a D1 school.

We had a little league D1 dad who became a coach to guarantee his sons position as a shortstop.

by KT77 May 29, 2021

dad

where’s the milk?

dad, i’m still waiting for the milk

by user138829 November 24, 2021

Dad's fault

General rule that applies to any and all negative or disapproved action that occurs in a marriage, regardless of which family members were involved. Ironically, children do not need to be in the family for the rule to apply.

Mom's car is out of fuel, it's "Dad's fault".

by Rajuor July 29, 2025

Dad

D-Deadbeat
A-Ass
D-daddy

Me:*call dad
Dad:*never answer

by My momma son July 6, 2022

Hot dad

The definition of hot dad is mikey. It is being the most attractive, coolest, raddest person ever to exist.

Wow that mikey over there, he’s one hot dad.

by mikeyfan69 May 1, 2019

Dad

That man who went to get milk when you were three, along with his U.S. ID. Or just the guy who's inside you right now.

Stories: my Dad left after being tracked by the police and a bunch of furries.

by YaBoiWaffles November 30, 2018