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christian

the most wonderful husband-material like person; love of MY (the person writing this definition) life; soulmate; best person ever
hello, i would like u to meet christian but don't get too close cuz he's mine LOL ok bye
by prince ash May 9, 2022
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Christian le

That tan kid
Person 1: whos Christian le?
Person 2: you mean the tan kid?
by Mactoid May 12, 2022
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Christian

The most annoying thingy ever. They think they are smart and 'above average IQ'. Cannot stop BLABBERING about their religion and always gets asked "Are you actually christian?"
He cannot stop talking about how much of a Christian he is.
by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE September 17, 2022
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Christian Single

He just likes men and dates people for like 6 hours
by Sunflower pronce September 25, 2022
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Christian

Christian is the dumbest autistic bitch ever. Doesn't know how to speak properly and never does any work.
Your such a Christian
by anonymous October 11, 2022
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christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda
"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"
by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022
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christian

best man 2 ever exist. christian is the best ever, period. hes just so perfect and hes sooo soosososososososso pretty. he has the prettiest blue eyes and the nicest hair on a guy and his jaw is perfection. christian is one of the guys who u can love with all of ur heart foreverrrr. even when i get old and we dont talk anymore ill still know why i decided to love christian over all the other boys or girls i couldve chosen. christian if ur reading this, it’s ah’nyah, ur biggest fan!!! lmao luv u so so much<3
christian is the cutest guy 2 walk the earth :)
by ahnyaah October 16, 2022
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