Christian

A person who has a forehead so large that it could eclipse the sun, yet somehow is a catholic.

girl1: Is that Christian?
girl2: ew.

by anonymous July 26, 2021

Christian

He’s the type of friend to make you laugh at the most idiotic things in the world. He is nice, funny, and he’s smart when he wants to be. He’s probably sensitive at times as well.

Christian is such a nice person

by thatonedude627 February 18, 2021

Christian Borofff

A nO ChiN and No AsS soy boy

Did you see Christian Borofff?
Yeah I think his back just turns into legs.

by itswrittenforme February 21, 2019

Christian

Christian is the type of person to always lie about how big that fella is down there.

Woah Christian!Its smaller than i thought …

by ilikebirds346 November 24, 2023

Christians

Christian: A Certain group of people who hate other communities who/that are different from them bc an old homophobic man in the sky as well as a damn book written by someone who was probably high as fuck said to do that.

"I'm Scared to come out to my parents... They're Christain so it's going to be tough."
Why do Christians hate the LGBTQIA+ Community so much?

by Mebegayasfuk November 19, 2022

Pellow Christian

Also known as "Pellow Christianity" is a religion with spiritual intent, it follows Christianity but with understanding and awakening of knowledge, specifically about jews and judaism itself and how it conflicts with Christianity. It also includes knowing information about which bible passages have been altered over the years to include hatred against other races or sexualities and seeks to deny the altered passages and only follow God Jesus Christ to the fullest and live your life spiritually and healthily. It is strictly against the talmud for having satanic verses such as the talmud speaking of Jesus "burning in hell" which he is not, Jesus is in Heaven. The symbol for Pellow Christianity is a purple and yellow cross, specifically purple on the top and yellow at the bottom.

I like the cross you are wearing John, is that a Pellow Christian one? I follow Pellow Christianity myself too!

by PassionYesser December 3, 2022

Drive-Thru Christian

Someone who takes up Christianity when it’s convenient for them. They want something quick; their foot’s on the pedal.

He invited me back to his place after bible study, but when we were drinking our beers he tried feelin up my thigh. Guess he’s a drive-thru Christian.

by Dolly Comma February 19, 2018