Shit Crack 

Unable to conjure humour in any form.

Someone with no sense of humour, or who is just plain boring, is 'shit crack'

A place that isn't entertaining can be said to have 'shit crack'

"John has shit crack"

"I was at this party, but left because it was shit crack"

Shit Crack by thecrackslayer June 18, 2009

dip crack 

a person who has a moment of ignorance or is perpetually ignorant

Gunner was on my last nerve with his off the wall statements, he is such a dip crack

dip crack by Skye Robertson July 3, 2007

Ear Crack 

When a Song is so great that you cant stop listening to it

this song is crack to my ears!

This song is ear crack!

Ear Crack by TheStudent April 13, 2008

kicking the crack out of your ass

1.Term used when debating or in a conflict with another person. Inflicting verbal pain. 2. Beating the bloody hell out of someone. DIRECTIONS FOR USE- Plant left foot solid to the floor directly behind the victim, take step backwards with right foot(far enough so heal is raised), lean foward with upper body, and in one fluid motion let loose the fury of right foot towards victims ass crack. :note: if victim is a fat fuck,directions may need to be repeated to remove the amount of crack from ass.

I was that close to "kicking the crack out of your ass."

kicking the crack out of your ass by Mackey Mack April 28, 2007

Angels Crack 

A new narcotic which is a mix of cocaine and pcp cooked up to form a crack rock like figure, usually smoked threw a crack pipe. I dont recomend trying this it is very expensive, hard to find and is very easy to overdose on. As far as the high goes u will be a zombie, u will have no control over ur self. All i have to say is be prepared to meet yourself.

yo johnny just took two hits of Angels Crack and he just threw himself threw a wall.

Angels Crack by Tony Yiggaz October 17, 2008

butt crack soup 

The mixture of sweat and cum that combines in your butt crack after having anal sex.

God, Sherry had a lot of butt crack soup after last nights session.

butt crack soup by Miizure October 24, 2009

Meat Crack 

Another name for a vagina. It looks like a crack full of meat.a

Hey, look at that meat crack. I bet it would be great with some Au Jus sauce.

Meat Crack by theCHAINSAWED January 27, 2010