Backdoor Meatpie

1. The act of fucking ones anus while the other shits, making a brown squishy substance which both partners eat afterwards.

2. Eating ones shit then spitting it back into their anus then proceeding to fuck until you cum into the mixture.

"Edwin, Dean and I just did a backdoor meatpie"
"How was it?"
"Taste like shit!"

by Two Legged Twat Monkey September 19, 2016

Backdraft

The semen ejaculated from inside of a "water snaked" or water snaking it" set of conjoined penises. The backdraft effect occurs when one member of the set of masturbating gay men organs and ejaculates inside of the other's penis while the two penises are docked and being gripped tightly by the maturbating member of the water snaking duo. Note, because pain is normal for the backdraft recipient, finishing first is often a race between the stroker and strokee.

The two gay men lovers raced to backdraft inside of one another's penis.

by WordOfTheDay83 November 21, 2016

Backdoor Merchant

A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand

Did you see Tony coming out of John's house yesterday, that guy's a real Backdoor Merchant

by Backdoor Merchant December 28, 2016

bandacoholic

When your addicted to bands

I'm such a bandacoholic for twenty øne piløts & panic! at the disco

by Ressa January 8, 2017

Band Geek

Someone who is in love with marching band, and concert band. They want to devote most of their time to their band. They are true to form if all they talk about is band. They play any instrument in band from tuba to flute. They tend to hang around people who are a lot like them. Band is something they want to die doing, they can't be stopped. Their life revolves around band.

That girl is so addicted to playing the snare drum, she's a real band geek.

by Mr. Buttzzzzzzzzzzzz January 21, 2017

bandana bath

Soaking a bandana in water and soap and rubbing your armpits at a sink in place of taking an actual shower.

There were no showers at the camp site so I took a bandana bath instead.

by 666.0420.69 June 21, 2017

Backdoor Gyro

When your giving anal and cum inside your girlfriend's (boyfriends) ass. Cum resembling the Tzatziki sauce on a gyro comes out and spreads, usually between the ass cheeks or pussy... resembling the folds of a pita.

mannnn! I have my girlfriend the best backdoor gyro last night! Then I ate alllll that sandwich... tzatziki sauce and all...

by Silversark21 September 14, 2017