barry_the_bantz_machine

A pedo who should kill himself

barry_the_bantz_machine is a pedo

by asddfefwf May 31, 2018

Siamese Lightsaber Battle

When two Asian proceed to whip out their penises and fight, the Jedi way.

Asian 1: Bro! Luke just kissed his sister? That so heterosexual!
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Siberian rope battle

The Siberian rope battle is where the female and male share a sex toy from ass to ass creating a rope pulling contest.

Dude she wanted to do the Siberian rope battle with me last night.

by Nothing2018 October 30, 2018

Lip Sink Battle

A game where you need four players and four buckets of sea water. Each player dips their head into the bucket for as long as they can. The last one whose head is still down wins, the losers get smacked on the ass with a fly swatter.

I got a black ass and a red eye after i played Lip Sink Battle. I feel like vomiting.

by LeilaSP February 10, 2019

Intense Naval Battle

When two men on a water bed try to nut on each other, the first one to land a nut on the wins.

I gotta get cleaned up, Johny and I had an Intense Naval Battle.

by Big boi mandingo March 28, 2019

The banter batter

The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.

John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.

He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.

by Schnoodle Lewis October 15, 2019

Pete Slam Batten

An extreme session of masturbation to help relieve stress and sexual tension.

After a long stressful day before bed, I enjoy a good Pete Slam Batten to fall into a deep slumber.

by Spaghetti And Pete-balls April 23, 2020