Anal Gymnastics 

A sexual act where a naked woman is sitting on an gymnastics horse, leaning forward, showing the anus and is fully lubricated. Meanwhile a erect male runs up and jumps on to the horse behind the woman inserting his penis in the anus.

You know how me a Susan are always trying new stuff? Well I gave her the good ol' anal gymnastics, she won't be sitting of weeks!

Anal Gymnastics by Just a guy with a cock October 11, 2016

anal buffet 

the most fucking gross video on the internet involving a guy shitting into a girls mouth while shes masturbating

i had and anal buffet last night dude

anal buffet by Autumn rankle August 28, 2016

Anal Beads

Beads that you insert in your asshole and pull out like a lawn mower and pull your intestines out.

Did you hear about his brother? He died from inserting anal beads and pulling out like a lawnmower.

Anal Beads by Oscar Murphy July 26, 2016

anal dishwasher

When an asshole is being licked so hard it sounds like a dishwasher

"Did you give them the anal dishwasher lastnight bro?"

"Yea man the neighbors thought we were cleaning dishes all night!"

anal dishwasher by Gabraham November 28, 2016

Anal Assasin 

A man who murders ass by stabbing. The attack will happen from behind with the recipient unaware their anus is about to be assasinated.

Sorry about your mom, I heard she fell victim to an anal assasin.

Anal Assasin by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Anal Pledge

When you’re sitting bare assed on a wooden piano bench. Your Druncle scratches and sniffs the spot you were sitting in.

My dirty old scumbag Druncle just anal pledged my seat.

Anal Pledge by Sweats11537 December 23, 2017

anal pneumonia 

A disease in which your asshole is voilently farting and your ass flaps will not stop spewing shit. Imagine dropping pudding inside an outdoor AC unit while it blows it everywhere, that’s Anal pneumonia

I can’t have sex with Victoria anymore because she has contracted Anal Pneumonia

anal pneumonia by Diccwett123123 February 17, 2018