Salad Misery

The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.

My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.

by Sir Vix April 30, 2012

Salad-doger

1. One who you always see in the drive-through at a fast food place.
2. An obese person.

Joe: Holy shit, look at that Salad-doger!
Mike: Ya that's Colt!

by Falcon March 18, 2003

sloop salad

Semen that has been aged for one or more days in the anus of a person aged 50+

I ended up needing to use some Miralax to help pass that sloop salad from last Tuesday.

by Foxxybabe6905 May 29, 2022

Dank Salad

A groovy name for GOOD weed.

Hey bro you coughin a lot. You smokin that Dank Salad?

by MelonBitch February 06, 2020

crank salad

when you mix a little but of multiple kinds of weed (concentrates/manufactured allowed NO SYNTHS OR EDIBLES!!!!!)

Oh man we're gonna smoke some crank salad

by Ritz Scythe March 20, 2021

arabian salad toss

When a salad toss is being given and it evolves into a Arabian salad toss. Thus gaining the ability "arabian sandblast" ( see definiton of arabian sandblast for further description)

What's this? Your salad toss is evolving into.....?!?! ARABIAN SALAD TOSS!!! Congratulation! Your Arabian Salad Toss has learned a new ability: Arabian Sandblast.

Man1: hey man I heard your "salad toss" evolved last night?
Man2: yaa! It evolved into a "arabian salad toss"
Man1: your wives asshole is Gunna love battling your tounge!

by sn0wb411 December 30, 2009

Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.

Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.

by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019