Definitions by DiamondSlug

diamondslug 

An ageless, crystalline being, resembling a Banana Slug, who lives in a cave and tells stories and cautionary tales to visiting strangers, while cooking eggs on a potbelly stove.

I awoke in a bed of straw. The soothing voice of a friendly looking, crystalline creature, I could only describe as a DiamondSlug told me a story that has, to this day, left me pondering concepts well beyond my own imaginings. The eggs he cooked weren’t too bad either.

diamondslug by DiamondSlug September 28, 2021

love salad 

5 to 20 fully clothed people on ecstasy, piled together in a back room of a house party.

I met the sweetest guy last night when we were next to each other in the Love Salad.

love salad by DiamondSlug September 28, 2021