Thomas Merrey

Tall and lanky is usually an attractive attribute for a male... however in this case he turns out like a nonce

The modern Jimmy Saville or Jefferey Epstein could be considered a Thomas Merrey

by Dihmitri April 6, 2025

Thomas Matthew Crooks

A hero. He could have saved the world like Georg Elser.

Thomas Matthew Crooks was a hero.

by yannick schwul of die schnelle May 22, 2025

Thomas

An Australian copper head who claims he is blonde, doesn't do his schoolwork and treats warnings as a joke. You can trust him, but he always tries to be close friends with bad people (Specifically enemies) and will acknowledge the fact that they aren't good people but will still do it because he is too fucking nice. Oh, and he will keep trying to find excuses even though it is obvious.

Teacher: Thomas, Do your work now or I'll send you to da ooffice. Oooo godness gracious me I'd like some Chicken Tika Masala
Thomas: HAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH H but miss I am doing it on a document (He doesn't have a document)

by AGuyFromBelize June 5, 2025

Thomas

A Thomas is someone you can always rely on. He will never spill secretes and doesn’t care what other people think about him. But, when he finds a girlfriend, he spends all his time with them and simps really bad….

Someone: Hey! Do you know who Thomas is?
Other person: Oh, is he the one that simps really hard??
Thomas: I’ll beat you up

by That.Guy3058 November 22, 2021

thomas uttley

Thomas Uttley is a white boy. He likes to say dog and mispronounce peoples names wrong. He also seems to complain a lot and be in bad moods. Some say he likes to fight but I don’t think he can. He think he’s a god but he isn’t. If you see a Thomas uttley stay a way from them. They get mad when you call them CJ they only like TJ. He is also a nic fein and smokes weed a lot.

Did you see that Thomas uttley was being a little bitch

by The765guy November 22, 2021

timucin x thomas

Timucin and Thomas are in a toxic relationship with many ups and downs. Their main problems are Malin and Timu‘s serious latex fetish. In spite of that, they are endgame!

Omg do I See the cute couple over there? Yeah they‘re like Timucin x Thomas!

by PrüssiPelle November 22, 2021

Thomas

A person with a 69.420 inch horse Cock, you go into a room with him you comin out with a loose asshole. He wears a training weight 24/7 that makes him look fat but actually has a stamina of a horse. He is funny but might kill you from laughter. If you know a Thomas you need to fight for his love. And often used a s an expression for someone funny,athletic, packin

You are really thomas
Wow you are really thomas
Daym he is so thomas
Thomas helped loose my ass hole so I can shit better.

by Horse_.cock November 22, 2021