elijah long

Elijah is the hottest dude around and he will make you wet.

Man, Elijah Long has a Long dick!

by 21Pilotsismyfav October 29, 2017

Long Live the Batman

A phrase used to salute craziness and/or Batman; from "The Most Disturbing Submission Letter Ever" sent to the editors of DC Vertigo comic book (abbrev. LLTBM).

Just finished reading that "manifesto" he wrote on Facebook. Wow... Long live the Batman, I guess.

by whatno April 16, 2010

Long

dude's a fucking nerd lmao

Exhibit A:

A:Hey you ever heard of that dumb Long guy down at grade 10?
B:Yeah, he's so eccentric and dude looks like a stickman figure

by the_skrrrt_dude November 30, 2021

Long

A strapping, strong, young man. Knows how to use his flippers. Can outrun a shark. His name may be Long but his love for women is short, he's gay.

Is that my boyfriend Long?

by Chuck Messerly September 21, 2022

Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”

I gave Angus a Long Haggis.

by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024

long term senioritis

Long term (LT) senioritis involves the usual symptoms of senioritis that have not been repressed after senior year. LT senioritis is this feeling of laziness and homework angst that continues on even after Senior year is long over. Most college students go through this crippling illness, feeling the need to lie down on the floor and neglect all responsibilities.

Teacher: You're an adult now! You should be responsible already!
Student: NO. I HAVE LONG TERM SENIORITIS.

by misterjoe October 30, 2013

long doggo

Dog with long legs, long body, long neck, and, most importantly, a long snoot. Usually a Greyhound breed a its tiny variant, the Italian Greyhound.

When speaking of "long doggos," one tends to replace the letter "n" with the letter "m" for some reason.

Clamsp the brain part of the neck of the long doggo. Bask in its lemgth.

by long.e.doggos December 13, 2016