Dad roulette

You and your friends mix your cum together and inject it into a (consenting) woman. whenever the baby is born get a dna test done and whoever is the dad wins.

Yo you tryna play a game of dad roulette?

by Watch "cool as ice" December 18, 2020

Dad

A big butt who never shares and someone your mom should have never married

My dad has never shared anything in his life.

by Jong Jang October 16, 2019

Dad-warmth

The unique bodily property exclusive to dads that allows them to resist frigid weather while wearing their khaki shorts.

Mother:"Your dad went out without a jacket!"
Son:"Eh, he'll be fine. He's got Dad-warmth."

by Flimflambam October 5, 2018

Dad

Something you don’t have

UwU: Dad?
OwO: No.

by HwejfkjlqrbwEKJHvalj;h May 4, 2023

Hot dad

The definition of hot dad is mikey. It is being the most attractive, coolest, raddest person ever to exist.

Wow that mikey over there, he’s one hot dad.

by mikeyfan69 May 1, 2019

fill-in-dad

When a woman wants you to be a dad to her child but isn't sure. So she leaves you instead of taking the chance.

Yo man be careful you're not just a fill-in-dad.....

by Wirthman86 January 4, 2019

dad

a mother fucker

hi dad

by dddddad November 24, 2021