shit kicking

verb. Synonymous with line dancing.

Put on your boots and cowboy hat, we're going shit kicking tonight.

by LRReal April 5, 2012

shit blocked

Taking an awful shit in the bathroom so that nobody is able to have sex in it later. Where there is only two places left in the house to have sex and your boy has you covered on one!

James' ex and some other hot girl where going to go have sex in the bathroom but he thought ahead and shit blocked them earlier.

by Jenrette J, December 30, 2006

Shit is real

A term used to describe a situation where a lot of shit or bad things happen.

"Dude, I just got rejected by this hot girl her, and her friends won't talk to me anymore,"

"Wow man, shit is real!"

by SixSixSheep October 1, 2009

Shit in a bowl

To take anything that is delicous to eat on its own or with a regular meal and puting it all together in a pot and cooking it and eating. Can also be used as a base for Shit in a Pan, Shit casserole Or shit soup

i put maple syrup, jam, peanut butter ,ranch, bbq sauce, every spice in the cupboard along with chicken, beef, pork, and bacon and pretty much any other supplies in a bowl and eat it to make shit in a bowl

by srhblazin420 November 16, 2009

Shit Cake

The act of taking a dump then jerking your jizz on top to ice it like a cake.

Big-Red went into the toilet to take a shit, the guests were then escorted into the bathroom to see the lovely shit cake he made.

by Fagabeefy January 16, 2010

shit stack

The act of two people shitting in the same toilet without flushing. (intended as an insult to the bathroom owner)

Hirsch has been an asshole, let's shit stack his toilet.

by acoustic sean April 11, 2008

Shit spray

A term motorcyclists use to refer to the mist of dirty water that gets kicked up by cars during or immediately following a rain storm.

Man it was scary, I couldn't see out of my face shield because I was covered in some seriously nasty shit spray!

by illusivenick August 19, 2009