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The Taste Of Monkeys

One who kicks the shit out of cancer and comes out the other side glowing like a Scotish uranium mine from all the chemotherapy but still manages to maintain a positive outlook and sense of humor in the form of poorly drawn but brilliantly depicted ms paint comic strips entertaining a mass of drooling trisomic nerds that can't get laid.
I love The Taste of Monkeys. Does that make me gay?
by Bushman4244 December 24, 2008
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War Monkey

1) See: George Bush

2) A person who uses his power illegally as a means of making war upon innocent civilians to further his own political agenda.

3) An animal slightly smarter than a rock that loves to kill for no reason.
George Bush is a war monkey and should be put on trial!
by Jesus Christ June 21, 2003
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goat monkey

When a person is so UGLY that the best creature that comes close to their looks would be crossed between SOMETHING with a momma goat and a daddy monkey.
Oh my, I know he is not coming over here to talk to me!! I wonder who let that GOAT MONKEY out the zoo?
by Wallabear November 21, 2003
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Monkey-Genius

A special operations monkey, trained in the arts of war, an expert in the use of rifles and assasinations
"Damn, that Monkey-Genius just wiped out our whole squad"
"Come on guys, we've got Monkey-Genius, nothing can stop us now"
by Disco Stu April 10, 2004
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monkey nuts

by theajay April 11, 2003
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brass monkey

Alcoholic beverage consisting of Rum, Vodka,and Orange Juice.
This is the recipe of the drink that inspired the beastie boys to write Brass Monkey. It's a popular drink to have when your in high school. And I mean "IN" school. Teachers and faculty can't detect the smell of alcohol over the orange juice.
by Jayson Lewellyn December 20, 2003
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Cum Monkey

He is so horny, What a cum monkey!
by Lenord December 14, 2007
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