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jay crimas

the boy ive had a cruxh on for 6 months
friend: whose your crush
me: jay crimas
friend: ...
by crackheadbaby December 21, 2022
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Jay

A guy who does not act his age and forgets to take his medicine. He never stops screaming about stupid shit and wants to play Golf It! on steam. Nonetheless Jay is a great friend and really funny.
JAY SHUT UP!
by Jay(AAS) November 23, 2023
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Jay

A person who is literally a ball of fat.

His hands are so greasy that shaking his hands would immediately give you type 2 diabetes. I would say he walks around assaulting girls but he's 8000 lbs so he can't walk. He masturbates several times a day and is proud of it. He tells girls that he masturbates daily in order to impress them. He threatens to kill himself whenever a girl denies him upon asking them out. He's probably made a food charity for himself. He argues by saying "because it is" or "because I am" and uses insults such as, "you're stupider than me" and "I am much smarter than you."
He gets into fistfights at school and ALWAYS loses, but goes on to tell everyone that he won despite the fact that people who watched the match can 100% confirm that he lost.
"You're such a Jay!"
"Stop being such a Jay."
"That guy's a real Jay."
by therealbbg December 9, 2018
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IMP Jay

a mobile fortnite player who shits on by aimboting his opponents
Dammit, IMP Jay, ur aim is so fuckin op
by Jayrr July 25, 2020
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jay

he is the most lovable and halarious chacter on lego ninjago he always has a positive attitude and is only serious when he is fighting for family,he always has the best freak out moments and best exit lines one being "oh my gosh we are so hooped"!!😂
jay from ninjago is my fav characters on ninjago,and dont judge but he is kinda cute too😄😄😍
by Jadynjohnson May 27, 2018
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satvika and jai

by tavishi June 23, 2021
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Jay Downey

A person who is full of rage with Sharon Osborne like hair. This type of person often gets very gassed over small things such as pulling 14 year olds, and rashford scoring a tap in. Very unreasonable person.
Person 1: I got off with a 14 year old yesterday, unlucky
Person 2: You're such a jay downey.
by NiceToothbrush :) September 15, 2016
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