A term for getting drunk, hammered, severely wasted, etc. beyond ALL recognition. The kind of drunk you will feel the remnants of for the next two days!
A five star hangover is usually quick to follow the next morning after getting Jayed...you have a second heartbeat in your head, which can actually be heard by the people around you. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit, so your tongue is suffocating you. Any attempt to take a dump after getting Jayed results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good right about now.
A five star hangover is usually quick to follow the next morning after getting Jayed...you have a second heartbeat in your head, which can actually be heard by the people around you. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit, so your tongue is suffocating you. Any attempt to take a dump after getting Jayed results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good right about now.
Stacey: ' Wanna go out tonite and get completely Jayed?!'
Ali: 'Man, I went out last weekend and got sooo Jayed that I was hungover for the next two days following!!'
Ali: 'Man, I went out last weekend and got sooo Jayed that I was hungover for the next two days following!!'
by Stace the Ace May 31, 2009
When some SOB takes the last of the coffee at work and doesn't make another pot. This person usually leaves a thin layer of coffee in the pot, just to piss you off.
by Billy Diesel May 01, 2008
A friendly and slightly reserved person who takes a little while to warm up to you, but once they are they will be a fantastic friend. Understanding, trustworthy, compassionate, dependable and fun are just a few of their qualities. Don't underestimate their intellectual capabilities or their never ending loyalty. Such a calm and steady person is hard to come by so hang on tight.
by Jess0955 November 28, 2017
Jai jai is a really tall usually Asian guy who is fun to hang around, he loves to play basketball and is a God at it, he is also tough, kinda like jermy lin
by Rip lilpeep June 04, 2018
by jnnycsh May 14, 2009
A very small Penis, "less than an inch."
A very flat Penis.
An inside out Penis.
Put all these together to get a Jay-Jay
A very flat Penis.
An inside out Penis.
Put all these together to get a Jay-Jay
by Cypress Kids (B-D-B-N) June 06, 2007
A-jay is that one guy who is always there for you no matter what and no matter what situation your in. He is really sweet and kind and also quite cute. He has an amazing personality that you can't find in many guys, his one of a kind. His caring and loves giving out gifts. If you know an A-jay make sure to keep him because he will change your life.
1st friend:"Hey, you know A-jay?"
2nd friend:" Yeah, of course I do, everyone knows him. His the best"
1st friend:" i know, his so sweet"
2nd friend:" Yeah, of course I do, everyone knows him. His the best"
1st friend:" i know, his so sweet"
by Acame February 15, 2019