Bean Storm

whan a man performs oral sex on a woman, and sneezes into her vagina.

You don't have a dusty pussy do you?..... we wouldn't want a category 4 bean storm.

by Meredith & Stephanie August 21, 2008

Big Beans

Big beans, noun. Only used if you have a large balls sack.
Big Beaning, verb. The act of slapping your ball sack on a girls butthole.

Josh: You wanna hit that girl over there with the BIG BEANS?
Drew: I wish, but I only got pintos

by Qwzii December 06, 2015

Bean Burrito

A sexual position in which one person is laying flat on their back and the other person is squatted on top of them, much like sitting on the toilet. The person standing (typically the female) will then proceed to shit on the person on the ground's chest ; mimicking that of a bean burrito when the beans fall out onto the ground or paper plate.

"So did y'all guys have sex last night?"
"Nah, we didn't do anything special. She gave me a Bean Burrito though."

by Sliced Kid January 07, 2016

old bean

A noun that can describe anyone either in an amicable, ironic or downright derogatory meaning.

"That's right, old bean!" - Amicable.
"STFU, you old bean." - Derogatory.

by AKX September 19, 2005

cum and beans

an exclaimation about cum and beans

"Shit. That asshole is like cum and beans!!"

by Sack Smack October 16, 2007

beans on toast

beans on toast; a stupid british delicacy; why do you need the toast? just eat the damn beans without it! british people and their strange dishes. no wonder they can't cook!

oi mum made me beans on toast! i hope the toast ain't burnt black this time! cheerio!

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

cool beans

A term that actually explains how you porked someone. Used to describe something very favorable or pleasing.

Greg: hey tom, what did you do this weekend?
Tom: i cool beans'd the shit out of your dog!
Greg: you mean my sister?
Tom: why would i do that to your sister?

by ieatpony118 January 23, 2010