half-nibling-in-law

1. The child-in-law of one's half-sibling.
2. The child of one's spouse's half-sibling.

My half-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Half-Bagel-Bitch

Someone who’s two-faced and acts different around different people.

“Oh my god, she’s such a half-bagel-bitch.”

by Notmurealname April 3, 2019

half cup bandit

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.

I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.

by Public Enemy No 1 April 16, 2019

Half Grub

Leo Yuno

"Ohh its ok im only a half grub"

by Nangg May 22, 2019

cup half empty

A person who thinks that emptiness in a cup can be halved.

Girl 1: Look at that hottie!
Girl 2: Hell no!
Girl 3: Why?
Girl 1: Yeah, why? *bleep*.
Girl 2: I'm pretty sure they're that cup half empty guy.
Girl 1 and 3: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

by Naxzed May 26, 2019

Half-ass connection

when a person in a relation half asses with the other. that person may act like they are interested but in all actuality only want them for sex, vulnerability, money, or to show off but when they don’t get their way there true colors show.

I’m so fucking tired of this half-ass connection with him.

I put in all this effort, attention, and patience just to have a half-ass connection with this nigga, fuck off.

by thatgirlana June 1, 2019

half-pounder

The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.

Man I sure could use a McDonald's half-pounder sliding down the gullet right now!

by DEEPFRIEDDADDY June 8, 2019