ghetto cream 

A shampoo labeled as Ghetto Cream, More commonly known as (Semen). Most white teenagers use this whilst washing their hair. It is rumoured that Ghetto Cream can stop (Split Ends) and has the same efficiency as any 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner.

Create in 2015, North London, Barnet

White Boy: "Mum we ran out of Ghetto Cream"
Mum: " Sorry I accidentally brought bull semen instead"

ghetto cream by A1.NrthLdn January 15, 2016

ghetto clarinet 

A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.

Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.

ghetto clarinet by Smelly Randolph March 17, 2016

ghetto salsa 

A mixture of half ketchup half Tabasco sauce usually the closest thing you have to salsa growing up poor

Me-I am sick of eating fried potatoes every night mom?

Mom-Just mix up some ghetto salsa on them
Recipe
1 part ketchup
1 part Tabasco
Mix it up and enjoy
Food recipe ghetto hood poorbrokeketchupTabasco

ghetto salsa by jackstrawtfb May 8, 2016

Ghetto Literature 

Graffiti - Usually poorly drawn, worn down graffiti in bad neighborhoods.

I can't help but inquire the future social implications derived from that ghetto literature.

Ghetto Literature by sp00kyspac October 15, 2016

ghetto cock ring 

When you double up a rubber band on your package (shaft and boys) to keep your dick hard. Useful when you gotta bang out a slump buster.

I needed me a slumpbuster but couldn't keep hard when I saw her bacne, so I had to throw on a ghetto cock ring.

ghetto cock ring by Tony "Tone" Booyah! July 25, 2016

Ghetto Wall

When a group of ghetto kids block the hallway, preventing kids who actually give shit about grades and stuff from getting to class.

Teacher: Alex, you're late. Can you explain to me why?
Alex: I got blocked off by a Ghetto Wall.

Ghetto Wall by Guy_With_A_Stick June 8, 2016

Ghetto night vision 

Turning your gamma up like a boss.

I whipped out my ghetto night vision on them bitches.

Ghetto night vision by Arma guy May 18, 2016