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Turtle Fresh

Turtle fresh is when a man keeps his uncircumcised penis clean.
Girl 1: Isn't it gross to be with a guy who isn’t circumcised?
Girl 2: Naw, I make sure my guy stays turtle fresh!
by Lexasorouss February 23, 2020
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turtles

world has turtles
by we like fortnite? March 5, 2020
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Turtle

you have a pet turtle
by milo&benji March 9, 2020
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turtlemilk

Tur-tel • M-ilk

To milk a turtle. Don’t ask how it’s possible 500ug Acid should do the trick.
Oi, why’s my man drinking turtlemilk?
Dunno fam, that’s bare booky, dun’no.
by ItssKhaosss March 10, 2020
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Turtle

Hassan elassad is a very hot creature
by Elassad the turtle March 16, 2020
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Turtle-necking

The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.
My friends gage, Johnny, and Diego got to se me turtle-necking At chic-fil-a today”
by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020
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Turtle

A TF2 Engineer main whom always sits between their sentry and dispenser desperately trying to repair them both nonstop, which is a very terrible tactic, because almost every class can destroy you, because you're not a tank so you will die from all of that damage.
Engie don't be a turtle!
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