The act of texting, googling, or using your mobile/cellular phone (other than talking on it), while dipping your testicles in someone's mouth.
Sarah was having a good time tonight while Ross was cyber tea bagging her.
Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.
Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.
by Michael Monteith March 1, 2010

We don’t care if you hospitalized you must prove to us why you don’t wait otherwise, we will manipulate your who life.
by TheBlueLeo May 2, 2019

by sallywally9001 February 26, 2022

The act of pouring boiling water into an open anus and subsequently steeping a tea bag in said butthole to create a warm, soothing beverage.
"I need something to soothe my sore throat and my ass eating fetish"
"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."
"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."
by sophisticatedDooba August 3, 2022

Becca: I have tea about Johnny,he’s not even a guy
Bacca: yes he is,get out of here with that artificial tea
Bacca: yes he is,get out of here with that artificial tea
by Whateverorwhatever October 26, 2018

by seltzer girl February 5, 2022

by Sass finding May 1, 2024
