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Rusty milk

Rusty milk is when you’re having sex with an absolutely gorgeous girl. And all of a sudden your dad who you have not seen the past 18 years of your life suddenly walks into the bedroom while you’re in the act of clapping cheeks, takes the beautiful girl and pours the gallon of milk that he said he would get into her asshole and makes you drink the milk out of it. He then gets her pregnant and leaves to get another gallon of milk, thus the cycle repeats
My dad rusty milked me last night. I had numerous reasons to cry
by Plugwalker05 July 22, 2022
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Rusty Pig

The embodiment of playing electronica at 4:30 in the morning after a night of drunken drag debauchery.
"Man, last night I had my radio show after seeing Rocky Horror. It was such a rusty pig."
by fierysexbuckets2010 January 14, 2011
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Scrub rusty clamps

To fuck an older woman who hasn't had sex in years
Hey guys I can't go to the bar I'm gonna scrub rusty clamps
by Big ńick digga December 24, 2021
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Rusty Violin

Tongue jacking her shit box whilst fingering her clit.
I was giving Becky the old rusty violin when her mom walked in and ruined it.
by Pineapple trombone March 6, 2018
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bust a rusty

To be used for taking the worst of all dumps. The kind of discharge that is so toxic it is the most brutal metal dump of all time. Every time. So metal that the act of getting rid of such corroded metal waste could only be: to bust a rusty.
"What the hell did you do in my bathroom? It smells like you were burning trash and old batteries in here!"
"I should have warned you. I had to bust a rusty."

I stopped to use the bathroom at the gas station near my house because I had to bust a rusty.
by Skyren February 21, 2021
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Rusty f@t greasy and a $l@g 😂

Freak girl she is the fattest snake who tells on you when she’s jealous she doesn’t care about anyone but herself she also likes to threaten you if she don’t do things how she wants you to do them she is a bf obsesser she will call and text ur bf if she likes then
This girl is Rusty f@t greasy and a $l@g 😂
by Bob the cool guy 🫶 June 22, 2022
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Rusty Guitar

The act of licking a females anal opening while reaching around and fingering her, resembling the act of playing a guitar. Somewhat like the Rusty Trombone
Non-Bro: Yo bro! I just rusty guitar'd that chick, it was insane!

Other guy: Yo you're sick man!
by SkunkBoi August 25, 2011
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