Whoo Sock

The resulting pink tube caused by simutaneouly screaming "WHOO", punching your partner in the back of the head and violently pulling out of anal sex.

I banged her/him so hard, her/his whoo sock fell out.

by Duffbeerbuttchug January 25, 2020

sock an fock

Using a sock an a condom

Didn't have a condom so I sock an fock

by RipTide123 January 26, 2020

creepy uncle socks

Over the ankle white sport socks worn with Men's Clarks Cotrell Step Slip-On Shoes.

Creepy Uncle Jim wears creepy uncle socks and embarrasses me.

by HLJJ65 February 4, 2020

Wet sock

A used condom

Don't flush a wet sock

by Ttails February 5, 2020

sock kraken

When lost socks combine to form a formidable marine predator in your clothes drawer.

Husband: Where are all my lost socks?

Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.

by haoleboytoy February 7, 2020

Socks

A tool used the ungeyify normal activities

"I jacked off to a male monkey but it's ok because I was wearing socks"

by A_Literal_Guy March 31, 2020

white sock mule horse

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse

by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020