Red Percent

When a child returns your iPhone after borrowing and battery is completely spent.

“Dad...your phone is on Red Percent!”

by harmszone June 1, 2018

Red Handy

When a menstruating woman pleasures herself and her dude walks in a catches her and he’s disgusted so to try and make it better she give him a hand job with her bloody hand.

Guy 1: Why is your dick red, I can’t put that in my mouth?
Guy 2: Oh, craziest thing, I caught your sister masturbating and to keep me from running and telling everyone, she gave me a Red Handy.
Guy 1: GROSS DUDE SHE’S ON HER PERIOD!
Guy 2: Haha, exactly.

by Captain Red Wing June 6, 2018

Red Christmas

The event of your wife or girlfriend being on their period for Christmas.

Steve: "You gonna get some holiday fanny this Christmas, Tom?"
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."

by The Mumbling Manchildren April 21, 2018

Red Caviar

Red Caviar : is when a woman is on here period and smell like fish.

Dam that girls red caviar tasted nasty during oral sex

by truthuman December 26, 2017

the red hand

Start off finger blasting then go knuckles deep until you split the bitch

Guy 1: Bro did that bitch give you the red hand last night?

Guy 2: Yeah right after I dirty deaned her

by Dasmil 1041 March 20, 2017

Red Kryptonite

This is a person in which you typically would not be attracted to for a variety of reasons. Probably someone you wouldn't even be friends with. Yet for some unknown reason, when you are around this person, you start acting out of character. Your brain short circuits; common sense goes out the window; and your body goes into overdrive. You start disregarding your regular social norms and sometimes moral code. You want to act on purely erotic and selfish emotions. This person becomes an adrenaline rush. You become addicted, wanting the next high. Yet when they aren't around, you are back to your typical good person self. The best course of action is to avoid the red kryptonite because the price you will pay is rarely worth the experience.

That man is the red kryptonite to my inner Clark Kent, and I'm about to go very, very bad.

by FrancescaBella September 13, 2017

Club Red

Club Red is the best Club on Roblox. It's better then Club Tesla and Saints. Currently the owner of it is AndrewFerrero.

Club Red is better then Club Tesla

by Cypherr October 14, 2017