A popular dish of Italian origin, consisting of a flat round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese. A universally loved food item known for its cheesy goodness and enjoyed by millions around the globe. Often the life of the party and a go-to comfort food, even if it lacks pepperoni.
by Exodim January 16, 2024

Kyle: "Pick me up a swineapple pizza on your way home'"
Missy: "What the heck is that?"
Kyle: "Pizza with ham and pineapple you lint licker."
Missy: "What the heck is that?"
Kyle: "Pizza with ham and pineapple you lint licker."
by labattblue December 10, 2013

A pizza made from plastic pepperoni and EXTREMELY crushed up plastic.
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS AN ACTUAL WARNING THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL RECIPE
IT IS A PARODY
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS AN ACTUAL WARNING THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL RECIPE
IT IS A PARODY
Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza recipe!
Ingredients; Paprika, Plastic, Sawdust, Edible Glue
Step 1; Grab your plastic and HEAVILY mash is up.
Step 2 (optional;) Flatten the remaining plastic into “pepperoni”
Step 3; Grab your sawdust and edible glitter and piece together the sawdust and then apply the plastic cheese.
Step 4 (optional;) Add your “pepperoni”
Step 5; Pour as much paprika as to drown the taste
YOUR ABOMINATION IS FINISHED!
Ingredients; Paprika, Plastic, Sawdust, Edible Glue
Step 1; Grab your plastic and HEAVILY mash is up.
Step 2 (optional;) Flatten the remaining plastic into “pepperoni”
Step 3; Grab your sawdust and edible glitter and piece together the sawdust and then apply the plastic cheese.
Step 4 (optional;) Add your “pepperoni”
Step 5; Pour as much paprika as to drown the taste
YOUR ABOMINATION IS FINISHED!
by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025

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by Yeah_thatskindacool September 18, 2020

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.
by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025
