Mustardous

Mustardous; Meaning lack of mustard or honey mustard. Can be Used as a Verb, or an adverb.

Abbie was fealing very mustardous because she ran out of Honey mustard.

Kelsey wasn't mustardous because she just won 10,000 pounds of mustard from the mustard lottery.

by The Mustard King September 11, 2011

Mustabulous

Someone with a mustache that's feeling fabulous.

I am feeling mustabulous today!

by Mulandrea September 23, 2011

mustaficionado

Noun: A person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about mustaches

Did you see Thor's facial hair? That guy definitley a mustaficionado

by jewjewbee23 October 3, 2011

Musty Swag

A stank presentation of yourself. Being confident, yet it comes across as if you haven't showered in days.

"I don't like Westbrook man. I don't mean to be judgemental, but it's a musty swag he puts on"

by Pseudo Bron Bron December 12, 2012

mustachist

Any person who is completely against the having or growing of a mustache.

Billy was a mustachist, he hated the feeling of hair under his nose, so he shaved every day.

by lemonlime071 November 20, 2012

Mustard Box

A 5-15 year old car that isn't quite shitty enough to be called a shitbox, and isn't economical enough to be a ecobox.

"Greg bought himself a mustard box, he fell in love with that thing. It's a 2004 VW Passat"

by Arionio March 6, 2013

Mustacheless Goatee

A regular goatee without a mustache; the womens choice, pure pimpness, fly as a G6

I have a beard, it is a mustacheless goatee.

by YouAreWhoforpoo May 17, 2013