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Josh

Josh is Jesus and God combined. If u fuck with him u will regret it. He also has a ginormas penis. He has also most likely fucked your mom, girlfriend, teacher, crush, aunt, and cousin. He is 10/10 times going to make the NBA. He prolly hates u as much as he hates those weird gay people who can't shut up about being gay and feminists.
Hot Girl: Josh is hot
Everyone on earth: No Shit
by Josh696969696969696969 July 14, 2020
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Josh

Josh is cool. He follows the example of our lord and savior, Shrek, and is the most coolest and amazing person you will ever meet. If you are dating a josh, leave him immediately as he is too good for you. Thanks :)
Is that a josh?

Yeah, he’s so handsome!

Yeah, but I’m not good enough for him...

Same, but shrek will still guide us
by NBD | Ulti November 5, 2020
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Josh Allen

by GoodVocab January 15, 2024
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Big Josh

A Very nice parent that will help you threw life. Has a great smile and will protect you. A lot of girls liked him when he is/was younger all the girls would hit on him
Girl 1: OMG have you seen Josh
Girl 2: YEAH I love him
Big Josh: Sup girls
by Jrohny November 8, 2019
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Josh Jamenez

person 1: hey is that Josh Jamenez
person 2: lowkey kinndaaaa......
by JaydenIsasimp October 25, 2022
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Josh

Typically the baddest, best looking mother fuckers on the planet. To know a Josh is to know wisdom. To know a Josh is to know humour. To know a Josh is to know sexual prowess. Josh’s can be found all over the world and have a reputation for being charming, kind, witty, and hopelessly romantic. Josh’s are know for rescuing damsel’s in distress and volunteering their time at animal shelters and old folks homes. However, despite their appealing demeanour and calm attitude, Josh’s have the mental fortitude of a Navy Seal, the strength of a full grown silverback Gorilla, and the loyalty of a wolf. I’m other words, so not mess with a Josh.
Did you know the World’s Most Interesting Man’s first name is Josh?
by Polaris07 November 22, 2021
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Josh

Being kicked out/off an account you carried
you should be nicer to me before you get joshed!

calm down friend, or they might josh you
by 69youwillneverknowwhoitis69 April 16, 2021
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