gooner trapping

the act of posting suggestive or NSFW media to attract gooners, usually a picture of someones body, or a lewd caption

guy: imagine gooner trapping in 2024 that was so last year

gooner trapping by ilovesmashingfemboys August 1, 2024

Goonabe 

A person with zero military training or experience who wants to identify as a goon.

Nice plates bro, you’re such a goonabe.

Goonabe by DjOcean August 3, 2024

goontard

a man who's mental abilities have declined to the point of retardation due to prolonged gooning

person 1: you need to stop gooning you cant even form a sentence you filthy goontard

person2: nahhh nahhahah uhhh yhhhhh

goontard by goonmaster greg August 9, 2024

goonodo 

the biggest gooner in the whole wide world. they love gambling so much and that is not counting edging. but they are a coward when it really matters. usually a goonodo will talk a big talk and pull out at the last minute. a goonodo also has a big heart and is always sweet to those they interact with. they love pussy religiously like a marmoset gripping a tree. goonodos can just NOT help themselves and always leave a mess resembling spilled glue whereever they go

Person 1: "what the fuck is that white mess over there?"

Person 2: "oh some goonodo must have been there smh"

goonodo by torinblink August 18, 2024

goonphobia 

Having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against Gooners/Goon nation

Person 1: "My little brother is nothing but a fapper!"

Person 2: "Woah dude... stop the goonphobia."

goonphobia by Iwantnormalbeer! September 6, 2024

Gooner Bait 

Gooner Bait is a piece of media ( typically a video game or anime) which contains copious amounts sexual imagry, despite not being explicitly pornographic. Features commonly include scantily clad "women" of "indeterminate" age , extreme jiggle physics, and ads which leave nothing to the imagination as to the primary audience.

Did you hear about Stellar Blade? It looks like its some serious gooner bait.

Gooner Bait by Pleasant_Plant September 9, 2024

Gooner Pain

When you've been gooning for several hours to the point where your fingers start to hurt like hell and you have to stop.

Mike: Hey man, can you drive? my hand hurts like hell.
Joseph: Why? Were you up gooning all night?
Mike: Yep, classic gooner pain!

Gooner Pain by Valmerito September 11, 2024