September 5

The day the coolest, baddest bitch Hange Zoe was born.

Hell yeah September 5 that means we have to worship Hange all day and talk about titans.

September 5 by vinnlikespans April 13, 2021

99.5% 

the percent of ho's per square inch in the population of Philadelphia, PA

"You better stop messin' with that 99.5%, you might catch something bad"

99.5% by The Crack Stealer March 14, 2009

dick-5 

man has intercourse with woman in the front while another man has intercouse with the same woman in the rear

Hey Matt want to do the dick-5 with me and Kim Kardashian?

dick-5 by ridleyfuckers April 21, 2011

daddy o'5

A man who post videos of child abuse and is know called daddy o '3

Man: dude see him, he is like daddy o'5

Friend: what do you mean isn't it daddy o ' 3
Child protective services : now he is

daddy o'5 by Moose is dead July 24, 2017

Rule 5 

Rule 5 states that mmateri is always wrong. Any argument you have with him will end in him being wrong. mmateri being the village idiot on thisaintnews.com, has been proven wrong in every argument he's been in, especially when he uses his "facts"."

matteri: Canada has the biggest army in the world.

Anyone with sense: I'll just skip the 2 hours of proving you wrong and call Rule 5 early.

Rule 5 by mrbig4545 November 8, 2009

September 5

People born on this day have massive penises. Just no questions asked.

gf: holy shit ur dick it so big u were probably born on September 5
guy born on september 5: how did you know?

September 5 by ExtraFeverr September 22, 2020

The 5-O 

These are cops. If you hear someone screaming "Oh shii, it's the 5-O", get your ass up and moving nigga!!

My homiefriend: shii, its the 5-O..
Me: oh snap, kill the jointweed!!

The 5-O by MaddoxBlackRain November 19, 2012