Stud Muffin Top

When an otherwise attractive guy has a muffin top.

He was a stud muffin when we met...then he started drinking a lot of beer and playing a lot of video games. Now he just has a stud muffin top.

by ChelseasKingdom July 18, 2011

Russian Top Hat

The use of one's cotton candy wrapped in a similar fashion to that of a hat around the head of a penis. Once put into place, this hat is sucked off until every last sugar droplet has been consumed.

Dude, she topped off our night with the Russian Top Hat!

by Dicks In July 30, 2010

Nebraska Top-Ramen

when a man boils water and funnels it into a womens vagina then engages in intercourse with her.

hello honey, want to partake in a Nebraska Top-Ramen?

by lucifer killed yo mom December 11, 2007

It's like a tank top

A phrase made up by Miley Cyrus in the Miley & Mandy show in one of their videos on Youtube when Miley was cleaning her closet.

Every shirt they saw they said "It's like a tank top."

The video is titled: It's Like a Tank top

Miley: What about this one?
Mandy: It's like a tank top.

by NOYB tbh September 1, 2009

top tier player

Someone who is the best of the best at a videogame.

That kid named Chet is so good at a video game because he has the most skill and the best gear that he is and always will be forever even after he dies a top tier player.

by someone slick December 13, 2014

top chopper chopper

This means to be an idiot, fool, neek, or just a general insult in a jokey way, or not as it may be.

Stefan: D.T man look at you, you top chopper chopper, your trainerige aint even Hexclusive like mines.
D.T: ay man shut your mouth i super hexclusive look at my ends(cane rows) they are so much longer than yours you are the top chopper chopper.
Stefan: haaa u dick head haaa
Miss Cachachi: Stefan and Daniel will you please stop makin so much noise
D.T & Stefan: but miss he call me a top chopper chopper

by Y0ur bEzzi........... September 2, 2005

Baby bottle top

A man's penis that has no shaft and the head is shaped like that of a nipple on a baby bottle.

Robyn said it was the easiest 80 bucks she ever made due to the lack of having to bob because client Joe Schmoe has such a small baby bottle top penis.

by LemmeF1ndOut June 17, 2021