a monkey made entirely of jism
by manfat June 28, 2003
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Part Turtle / Part Monkey:
An insane, silly, complex monkey that keeps everything you ever wanted to know locked inside his turtle shell. He is intelligent, sexy, mysterious, sweet (when he wants to be), great at a number of sexual favors, and good conversation (when he can be pulled away from his electronic toys). One day I may just have to smash his shell with a hammer and reveal all his secrets. He has a sidekick named Tony, who really knows how to work it. His toungue will drive you insane. His lips will make you melt. His complexity will never cease to amaze you, as you lie awake at night pondering how he just made your toes tingle and your eyes fill with tears....
Part Turtle / Part Monkey:
An insane, silly, complex monkey that keeps everything you ever wanted to know locked inside his turtle shell. He is intelligent, sexy, mysterious, sweet (when he wants to be), great at a number of sexual favors, and good conversation (when he can be pulled away from his electronic toys). One day I may just have to smash his shell with a hammer and reveal all his secrets. He has a sidekick named Tony, who really knows how to work it. His toungue will drive you insane. His lips will make you melt. His complexity will never cease to amaze you, as you lie awake at night pondering how he just made your toes tingle and your eyes fill with tears....
Who knew?...that Turtle Monkey would flip my world upside down and leave me standing at the edge of the earth with my mouth wide open, wondering what the hell happened to my sanity?
by afina May 1, 2006
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by Bushman4244 December 24, 2008
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2) A person who uses his power illegally as a means of making war upon innocent civilians to further his own political agenda.
3) An animal slightly smarter than a rock that loves to kill for no reason.
2) A person who uses his power illegally as a means of making war upon innocent civilians to further his own political agenda.
3) An animal slightly smarter than a rock that loves to kill for no reason.
by Jesus Christ June 21, 2003
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Oh my, I know he is not coming over here to talk to me!! I wonder who let that GOAT MONKEY out the zoo?
by Wallabear November 21, 2003
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"Damn, that Monkey-Genius just wiped out our whole squad"
"Come on guys, we've got Monkey-Genius, nothing can stop us now"
"Come on guys, we've got Monkey-Genius, nothing can stop us now"
by Disco Stu April 10, 2004
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