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The sex couch

The sex couch is a piece of furniture (doesnt have to be a couch really) located in the prop room connected to a drama classroom. When feeling the need to relieve stress with someone of interest usually drama kids will ask to go look for things in the prop room... While in the prop room they do not actually search for anything but take a spin on the sex couch. Everyone in drama ends up finding out about the sex couch and half of everybody uses it at least once for sexual purposes. Yes teachers know abot the sex couch but they will never get rid of it. It will always stay in there. If using the sex couch, it is advised to use responsibly. And remember before you sit on the sex couch... What happens on the sex couch, STAYS ON THE SEX COUCH!!!

EX: Dude! Did you hear what those two did on the sex couch??... Man, don't sit on that for a while!!
by Problem Child$ January 18, 2011
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apocalypse sex

Thoughtless, careless sex happening right before a major disaster or possible ending of the world, without thought of consequences.
Figuring that this was the end of the world I turned to the girl sitting next to me and said 'why not' as we commenced to have passionate apocalypse sex; I just hoped that this time, it was for real...
by Fox64 January 12, 2008
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sex on legs

a compliment to someone who is very attractive, often shouted out
whoa! sex on legs!
did u see that babe?...yeah she was sex on legs!
by devilboy December 3, 2004
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Sex Guest

People who get invited to parties for sex.
Have you invited the sex guests?
by Frogfaerie March 28, 2007
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postmarital sex

Sex with your ex; often shameful, and rarely a good idea. The imbibing of too much alcohol and the existence of too much loneliness are contributing factors to this condition.

(aka the postmarital pickle tickle)
Did I just see your ex-wife driving away from your house?
Yeah, we were engaging in a little postmarital sex.
by SirHangDangly March 1, 2011
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Sex God

One who is not only great in bed, they are great in the kitchen, in the car, in a park, a church parking lot, my parents' bed, the courthouse bathroom, everywhere.
I couldn't keep my mouth off of Sean Phillips dick, every orifice of my body aches for that sex god.
by jcbutts78 February 2, 2010
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Nigger Sex

A form of very violent and tribal sex. Occasionally performed with African robes on and traditionally performed when one's sex life has become inconceivably dull. The first nigger sex participants were African war lords trying to decide who could destroy the most girls in one night.
Logan wanted to be pounded violently by his wife so he suggested they perform nigger sex.
by JosephineMarc November 16, 2016
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