Max Payne 6000

When a bitch is badder than Max Payne thousand

Hey bitch you Max Payne thousand

Nigga I’m a dude and I’m Max Payne 6000 black boy

by toad_did_it December 12, 2021

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Max

To Max is to celebrate 1st knowing you are 2nd best

Damn bro the ref straight masi'd it by adding 50 points to my team so I won.

Nice you shouldn't Max it because you know you won because of complete bullshit, right?

Nah Imma Max anyways, otherwise I will never get a chance to celebrate

by 69HugeDick69 December 13, 2021

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Max Orkin

An interesting man, typically Italian. One who when he gets in a relationship, never wears the pants. One who typically gets Bitched often, but always has a snarky response for it. He fucks with spaghetti o’s

Man 1: Dude you’ve been acting really bitch lately and your girl’s taken total control over you!
Man 2: Yeah you know what your right! I need to stop max orkining!
Man 1: Figure it out!!!

by Conor Goodman December 13, 2021

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Bubbles

Max is always on surface

by Fuckthismech December 14, 2021

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Max Gonzalez

He thinks he has a big cock, but he has a micro penis and poops himself.

''That guy is such a Max Gonzalez''

by jeffbozos95 December 15, 2021

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Max

Max is an incredible, amazing, loyal, cute and hilarious young fellow. He always finds a way to make people laugh and everybody loves him. He usually gets misunderstood by a lot of people and walked all over on but that doesn't stop him from from being the incredible light that he is. He'll do ANYTHING to see somebody smile and I literally mean ANYTHING. He always puts others first but usually he doesn't have somebody like that in his life to look out for him. Max I don't know how to thank you for everything you've done for me. You're actually really cute! If you ever find this Max NEVER lose him you will regret it I promise you. Max only trusts a few people and hides his feelings behind his gorgeous smile. He is very protective of his friends and crush. ;) He loves hugs, holding hands under tables, nicknames, dogs, and making people happy. Never lose that Max of yours. I love you so much Max. You're an amazing (little bit more than) friend! ~Goldie ;)

me: where is max???
friend: OH there he is!!
me: YAYYYYYYYY *starts hyperventilating*

by Goldie ;) December 16, 2021

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