horse holder

Someone who likes to be suspended and bound while angrily having a shoe put on them.

Cathy is eagerly looking for a real, old-fashioned horse holder on OkCupid.

by Swiping Left April 6, 2019

horse puppy

Another name for a "foal."

"AW!!! Look at all the horse puppies playing together!"
"Um....those are foals."
"What?"
"You know, baby horses are called foals."
"I'm still gonna say horse puppy."

by Rocky Horror Babe March 1, 2021

Horse syndrome

a gay nigga that has horse teeth

Gay nigga obviously named Ethan: Yo, I fucked my homie last night and he sucked my cock, but he has horse syndrome and his teeth rlly fucked up my dick... now I got a fucking camp on my 1 inch dick😞 fuck me

Straight nigga: oh shit that’s tuff my nigga

James Charles, oh cmon it doesn’t hurt that bad ethan, It’s just a lil rash..AND I DONT HAVE HORSE SYNDROME!

Straight nigga: nigga dafuq James Charles sucked ur 1 inch?

James Charles: it was a 3 sum with Jeffery star and his dick is not 1 inch cmon now😏 its like 0.0000000001 inches

Ethan: don’t expose me man😭

by Baby yoda + shrek = 🥵🤩😘 April 29, 2020

Horse Cock

A big 11 pound cock that when it hits you, you will fucking die.

Dude1: Man, this horse is really pretty
Dude2: Ya, his cock is absolutely massive, it is like 11 pounds!!

A big 11 pound horse cock

by SarcasticBean March 4, 2021

butter my horse

to rub liquid (lotion, lube, cum) on a man’s genitalia.

when she came over, we had an amazing time, she buttered my horse and got right to it.

Before we had sex, I had to butter my horse.

by jb.cabb May 30, 2024

Horse

Everyone knows what horse is

Person 1 “hey is that a horse?”/Person 2 “ I don’t know dipshit? Is it?”

by Everyone knows that ___ is December 18, 2024

Go fuck a horse

A thing a brony tells to another brony when they find out the latter is a clopper.

"Are you a clopper? Gee, go fuck a horse you cringey bastard"

by You'd like August 15, 2017