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Four-Pecker Fire

An example of using of the pecker system, which is an approximate measurement system used for fires based on the number of adult males who would need to urinate on the fire in order to extinguish it.
Break out the marshmallows, we got a four-pecker fire going here!
by santaslittlehelper88 December 4, 2020
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Swedish Fire Torch

The sexual act of stuffing thin strips of wood into a partner's anal cavity, then setting fire to it.
Jeff: "My alt girlfriend gave me a Swedish Fire Torch yesterday! I came in seconds"
Jorge: "what the fuck"
by ΔS April 29, 2021
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Illinois Fire Dragon

When a man is afraid of impregnation his woman, he first puts on one condom , then applies hot sauce, then another condom. If the outer condom bursts, one of you will know.
Her: I don't want to get pregnant.
Him:Don't worry I have a Illinois Fire Dragon.
by Buggnuts January 25, 2022
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Icelandic Fire Drill

The Icelandic Fire Drill is when you fill your female partner’s anus and vagina with Icy Hot and then perform ass to vag back and forth until they are screaming in pain and are forced to run out of the house.
Debbie got the cops called on us last night. I pulled the ole’ Icelandic Fire Drill on her and the neighbors thought we were fighting.
by FatHoudini March 7, 2022
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Maidstonian Ring of Fire

An act performed by members of Maidstone Grammar School in the science department in which someone takes a Bunsen Burner and shoves it into their anal cavity, turns it to roaring mode and melts the area. Is usually performed in room 69.
Louis tried the Maidstonian Ring of Fire and he hasn't been able to walk properly since!
by stevendawson August 10, 2021
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auzzie bush fire

Having your beard singed by the flaming fart of an overweight partner.
What happened to your beard?
Oh, I had a bit of an Auzzie bush fire with Bertha last night.
by William Trogan March 9, 2023
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Albaquerque Fire Hydrant

The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!
I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.
by Stevie Y April 13, 2006
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