tanked up can hole 

when your ass is on fire, after the screamin mimi's & all you have is cheap ass wipe, to clean up the mess.

"can you pass the vasoline, I got a tanked up can hole!"

tanked up can hole by C Dub & C Luv March 17, 2008

Just because I can 

1.the excuse for anything that was either stupid random or both.
2.why I'm writing this definition

Why'd did you smoke that weed right in front of a cop
Just because I can
Really?!?

Just because I can by They Chick Sitting Over There May 23, 2016

Kicking the can down the road 

What politicians do to our National debt. Instead of resolving it, they refuse to address it and instead borrow more.

The Republicans and Democrats both borrowed a ton of money and put the government further in debt. This is what we call kicking the can down the road. Guess our children's children will be paying this one off.

Kicking the can down the road by Egirl Rhyann June 29, 2020

I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK 

THIS MEANS THAT SOMEONE IS REQUESTING TO BE LAID BY SOMEONE ELSE.

GIRL: "SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT"

BOY: "I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK"

I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK by Hullo, have a goode one February 3, 2010

i can transform ya 

what chris brown said to rihanna before he transformed her face

*chris brown and rihanna in the lambo*

rihanna: i have herpes

chris brown: bitch!!!! i can transform ya i can transform ya

rihanna: transform what?

chris brown: YO FACE NIGGA!!!!!

rihanna: ahhhhh !!!!

*pimp slap; starts biting, choking, and punching*

i can transform ya by its almost new years in 19 min January 1, 2010

open a can of whup ass 

a total beatdown that not only causes physical injury but total humiliation

last night i was at a college party

a lipstick lesbian opened a can of whup ass on a sorostitute

it was sweet

open a can of whup ass by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

x-can Limit 

The number of cans one can imbibe of any beverage in one day before it begins to taste like ass. Even excellent tasting beverages can have a short x-can limit.

Orange soda has a 2-can limit. That's even worse than Mountain Dew's 4-can limit.

x-can Limit by E. Moran May 13, 2004