Corona-blocked 

The state of life in 2020. Whatever plans you had have been effectively Corona-blocked, aka "c-blocked."

I had such a rad summer planned out: the beach, festivals, lots of dating, maybe a trip to Europe.

What happened?

Got Corona-blocked, bro.

Corona-blocked by Elwood Lane March 21, 2020

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black friday 

The day after Thanksgiving where after we spent a day thanking for all we have and shit, immediately wake up early in the morning and line up outside stores and be greedy little bastards and try to buy everything that we can that's on sale. How ironic.

Guy 1 on Thanksgiving: I'm thankful for all I have. I don't need anything more.
Guy 2 on Thanksgiving: Amen to that brotha
-one day later-
Guy 1 and Guy 2 on Black Friday: MOVE BITCH COMING THROUGH THAT'S MINE GTFO

black friday by AKewlName November 29, 2013

Black 

The color of my heart. Also technically the absence of all color, so it's not a color at all. Therefore, it cannot be used as slang for African-American. Therefore, it's not racist at all.

Black is generally considered the color of an emo's soul.

Black by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017

Black 

The darkest colour and sometimes regarded as evil because of its dark and gloomy nature.

Jamal always wears all black , I feel he belongs to some cult group.

Black by Em_ dtruth January 9, 2020

Black Obama 

In some Asian-speaking lands (& pronounced "Balack Obama"), it was believed that this is how Americans addressed Barack Obama.

In part, the confusion stemmed from the similarity of the "L" and "R" sounds within their spoken languages and the fact that the skin-color-obsessed USA focused so much attention on their first "black" president.

"So his name is not Balack Obama (aka Black Obama). It's Barack Obama!"

"Ah! So what's the diffelence?"

Black Obama by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 10, 2023

Blackacre

A dark and terrible place where the souls of law students go to die so that they can become lawyers.

O conveys Blackacre to A for the life of B, then, if C is married, to the children of D and their heirs on their mother's side so long as the old oak tree stands. At the time of the conveyance D has no children and is 102 years old.

Characterize the interests and estates of D's unborn children.

Blackacre by The Learned Hand of God April 25, 2012