Biscuit Maker

A strange pose performed by a "Big Fat Ricky" used to attract members of the opposite sex, usually performed whilst intoxicated at a local pub.

"Bro, Bro... did you see Big Fat Ricky pulling the biscuit maker on those girls?"

"Nah man. Did he pull it off?"

"Nope, but it was a damn fine biscuit maker"

by Tron-Funkin-Blow November 3, 2011

Biscuit Eater

A dog that is only half trusted. When it was common for people to put biscuits and pies on the windowsill to cool, a savvy dog might snatch them. A dog that, while polite enough while there's people in the room, will certainly stick his nose in the dip if there's no one in the room. Can also apply to two-faced, sneaky people.

Keep an eye on my plate while I wash up, that dog's a biscuit eater.

by BrewSwillas September 1, 2023

Soggy biscuit

A soggy biscuit is a love interest that has potential and knows it has potential but chooses to dunk itself in the lukewarm tea (still containing said teabag)

I didn’t really like them but I gave them a chance, but despite their initial efforts they were still a soggy biscuit.

by biscuit sommelier August 16, 2023

Biscuit Kiss

The act of finishing a round of soggy biscuit with the loser sharing their prize with all of the winners by transferring some of the soaked biscuit via a kiss (similar to part of a snowball kiss)

If we're gonna play soggy biscuit, let's at least do it with a biscuit kiss.

by KamikazeNut July 6, 2021

derfin biscuit

An accusatory phrase that implies that something you just heard is made up, imagined or a far reaching fantasy.

Some biscuits resemble the shape of a cow patty so this is a clean way of saying "bullshit" or "BS".

That is a total derfin biscuit...you just made that up!
Nobody would believe that in that "derfin biscuit".
That's some derfin BS right there!

by Mongo10 October 23, 2023

itchy biscuit

another phrase for itchy balls or fanny.

I have a really itchy biscuit.

by rad95 August 3, 2016

Bloody Biscuit

Biscuit is of course slang for a woman's naughty bits. And a Bloody Biscuit of course is when the woman is menstruating (!AKA on her period, her visitor, Aunt Flo, Riding the cotton pony, etc. )

Yeah, Mary's bloody biscuit meant I only got as blowjob. 🤷 ♂️

by SharksFanLG March 14, 2022