Cunt Biscuit

A biscuit the girlfriend shoves up her vagina for 60 seconds, takes it out, and the boyfriend eats it.

I made Ryan eat that Cunt Biscuit

by HiggyBank15 April 11, 2019

Sausage Biscuit Roll Up

Having sex with a woman while she has a yeast infection.

Person 1: “yo you want some Jimmy Deans?”
Person 2: “Nah I already had a sausage biscuit roll up this mornin”

by Quickquestionwhat May 31, 2021

the biscuits are baking

The baby’s are growing in my stomach
(Usually an inside joke) means to be pregnant

The biscuits are baking in the “oven”

by Don’t get _% October 18, 2019

Risky Biscuit

The biscuit resulting from a game of soggy biscuit.

The last guy to spaff had to eat the risky biscuit.

by Tigermoff May 27, 2022

Geeter Biscuit

Country term; a meth head who wants to steal your stuff or manipulate you. Trying to "geeter your biscuit."

"That dude tried to convince me to buy a stolen cell phone. He ain't nothin' but a geeter biscuit!"

"That geeter biscuit with the missing teeth tried to steal my carburetor last night!"

by AnotherSassHat April 17, 2025

Son of a biscuit eater

A biscuit eater is a derogatory term for a dog too sorry to hunt anything but his own food. Can also be used for a person who is slow, lazy, or selfish.

Biscuit eater can be used in place of bitch in the phrase “son of a bitch” since both are terms for a dog.

Southerners use it as a way to cuss without using a curse word.

That “son of a biscuit eater” has run off with his tramp again.

by ChattyCookie December 12, 2023

blunder biscuits

A reward despite mistakes or poor performance that makes someone or something appear undeserving

I can’t believe management is still giving Kyle the best leads after he fumbled that corporate sale last week. It’s total blunder biscuits.

by SugarSmacks! July 20, 2023