Dirty Mervis

One day, a filthy homeless man wandering through Russia began defecating on a Diamond he had stolen from a wealthy woman. Later, a man named Mervis was so aroused by the shit covered diamond, he began to pierce his own ear with the sharpest edge. Following the piercing, the filthy Russian ran back, began fornicating the man’s gaping ear orifice, shat in the cavernous cum-filled ear cavity, then finished his deed by stuffing the diamond fully in Mervis’s ear, where it properly belonged. Now, this act of piercing an ear and then fucking that shit/cum covered ear hole is now known as the “Dirty Mervis”

When questioning an activity: "Did you just give me a dirty mervis? Because it feels like there's pudding by my ear drum."
When making a compromise: "I'll trade you my snack-pack for a dirty mervis!"
When bragging: "Phillip gave me the best dirty mervis last night; I can hardly hear anything today!"
In a sentence: "I will give you a Dirty Mervis right here, right now."

by Basic Bob November 27, 2013

Dirty Seanymo

The act of anal fucking a bitch whlile your girlfriend is sleeping besides you then you pull out and cum on her face w/ out waking her as the other girl licks it off

My bitch pissed me off today so me and her friend dirty seanymo'd her

by Seanymomo April 8, 2015

Dirty amaani

When you try to follow an internet trend but your name is too rare

Amaani couldn’t find any results for dirty amaani in the urban dictionary

by Bloopy blop May 11, 2020

dirty tesla

When a woman shares her vibrator with another woman without cleaning it.

Sharon was so horny i gave her a dirty tesla, I hadn't cleaned my vibrator in a month

by SlappyDaddy July 26, 2016

Dirty Didgeridoo

After unprotected anal sex the woman gives the man a blow job.

Guy #1: "Yo Man, Suzie surprised me with a blow job after anal last night"

Guy #2: "They call that a Dirty Didgeridoo"

by Misty Napier June 14, 2010

dirty india

(not the country) the act of getting so high that your sexuality changes, so you have sex with a close friend (usually involves a dildo no matter the friend’s gender)

person: yo what happened last night at the party

person 2: bro my friend pulled a dirty india, she was over me all night until i let her fuck me with a dildo

person: ok

by CompleteAndUtterNonsense April 17, 2020

dirty sloan

The act of vigorously rubbing your testicles with sandpaper while listening to your flatmates clap cheeks in the kitchen, attempting to reach culmination at the same moment.

He can't be reached right now, he's doing the dirty sloan, then he'll be online.

by HomeDepotBandito March 7, 2020